Light My Fire

Yeah, let's start one. You get the sticks, and I'll bring the heat.

If you've paid enough attention to this blog, I haven't done too many "meme" posts. I still owe you a 100 Things list, as soon as I can come up with 99 more compelling facts about myself. Reading Bonanza Jelly Bean's threesome post (it's not what you think, damn it) gave me the idea to attempt a chain of events myself. Let's see if it works, eh?

Three screen names that you've had: As far as web IDs, I've used majhoulihan, disco stu, and leighellwood

Three things you like about yourself: My uncanny sense of timing, my ability to type 70+ WPM, and my rack

Three things you don't like about yourself: My ass and both of my thighs

Three parts of your heritage: my stubborn streak, my nose, and ability to make lasagna, all from Grandma

Three things that scare you: heights, rottweilers, Bill Maher

Three of your everyday essentials: My laptop, a nice tube of lavender face lotion, and music

Three things you are wearing right now: Vans, Benetton sweater, Victoria's Secret bra (how's that for product placement?)

Three of your favorite songs: "Natural Science" - Rush; "Dear Mr. Fantasy" - Traffic; "Lawyers, Guns, and Money" - Warren Zevon (Love how Google still brings up the description on his site as listing "tour dates." Is he opening for Frank Zappa?)

Three things I want in a relationship: humor, flexibility, health

Two truths and a lie: I once sat on the lap of an Oscar winner; I once kissed Geddy Lee; I toured an aircraft carrier

Three things you can't live without: Sex, rum, Fritos

Three places you want to go on vacation: LA, Iraq, Greenland

Three things you just can't do: lose weight, sing, trill my Rs

Three kids names: Larry, Moe, Curly

Three things you want to do before you die: visit London, publish with Avon, Geddy Lee

Three celeb crushes: Geddy, Alex, Neil

Three of your favorite musicians: see above

Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeals to you: great smile, strong hands, big heart (minds out of the gutter, thank you)

Three of your favorite hobbies: writing, sex, sloth

Three things you really want to do badly right now: sleep, eat, f*ck - at the same time, even

Three careers you're considering/you've considered: law (don't laugh), library science (beware the quiet ones), Hooters waitress (shut up)

Three ways that you are sterotypically a boy: I wear pants, I watch NASCAR, I watch dirty movies

Three ways that you are sterotypically a girl: I smell nice, I wear lacy things, I run funny

Three people that I would like to see post this meme: Bridget, Laura, Alessia

The game is afoot.