Tag! I'm it.

Too bad Orlando Bloom wasn't chasing me. I'd have slowed down a bit.

Phazette Bridget Midway has "tagged" me with one of these weblog thingies. I have to answer 5 of these things from this list and pass it on to someone else.

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO...
If I could be a movie reviewer....

So...

If I could be a musician...I'd convince Rush they need a fourth member for their next tour, then get to work on a member or two in between shows!

If I could be a chef...I'd open up my own little pastry shop, specializing in all sorts of sweet delights. Maybe host a chocolate fondue and wine tasting each month.

If I could be a librarian...I'd set up an erotica section in the back, shelved with Phaze titles (duh) and other delights from my favorite pubs.

If I could be a backup dancer...see the Rush answer above.

If I could be a Jedi...I would do or not do, there is no try. And I would do Orlando Bloom.

So, who should I tag, how about Ann Regentin? Mwa-ha-ha.